# Secret agents, wives and mistresses collide in Tea Tree Players' Look, No Hans!

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**Event:** Look, No Hans!  
**Tickets:** https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1505721?&track=website  
**Published:** 21 August 2026  
**Author:** Markus Hamence  
**Source:** https://onyourmarkus.au/tea-tree-players/

Tea Tree Players presents Look, No Hans!, a farce where a British secret agent juggling espionage duties in a German car company office finds his carefully ordered world upended by the arrival of his wife, mistress, a singing telegram performer, and two other agents who complicate matters further. The production asks whether Peter can protect classified plans and salvage his life when chaos descends in equal measure.

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**Tea Tree Players presents Look, No Hans!**

Peter runs the German office of a Birtish car company whilst also operating as a secret agent, waiting on the delivery of secret plans for a revolutionary innovation to the future of the car industry.

This is simple enough - until his wife keeps popping in unexpectedly, his mistress turns up wanting some hanky-panky and a scantily clad female singing telegram arrives.

Things are compounded when anothe secret agent, the threatening Mr Cadwallader, appears on the doorstep follwed later by the troublesome Ms Tregunter-Jones.

Wil the secret plans fall into the wrong hands or will everyone have a happy ending?

![Man in fedora and sunglasses stands beside a red vintage car on a theatrical poster for "Look, No Hands!](https://media.onyourmarkus.au/admin/2026/08/a93dcbcc-24a2-41e0-b6dd-1e0abd50f6e4.jpg)